And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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