doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
