he wants to bone in the snuggie
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wear drunk well.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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