i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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