WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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