I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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