Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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