Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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