Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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