? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
