I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Terrible idea I love it
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