No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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