She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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