I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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