evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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