Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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