Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I supernannyed him into submission
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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