hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.