Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night