A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time