if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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