He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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