I faked an abortion last night.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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