how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Will exercising make me less horny?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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