OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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