Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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