he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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