youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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