Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
