Christians are straight up FREAKS
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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