Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO