Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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