yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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