maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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