i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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