her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?