More tranny stories later!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009