New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.