You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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