just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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