It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I am one with the molecules
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
We smell like vodka and hangover
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