Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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