just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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