Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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