Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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