problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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