Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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