This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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