If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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