But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I smell stomach acid.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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