She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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