Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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