so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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