I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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