Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Randomize
