why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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