She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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