I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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