In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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