It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I had to cum in my sink.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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