All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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